• "Andrew Jones is a warrior. A fighter, a gentleman, as handsome as he is witty, a real all rounder."

    - Jack Casling

  • "I have walked the great wall of China, seen the pyramids of Egypt and witnessed the beauty of the hanging gardens of Babylon. But none compare to the wonder of Andrew Jones."

    - David 'Ulysses' Calvert

  • "In my heart there is a star named after Andrew Jones. I see that star that we picked, as the landmark of our love. Our love would never die, as long as it was lit above. He inspires me to be better at everything in life."

    - Gregory Parsons, RSJ

  • "When they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I used to say one thing instantly, Andrew Jones."

    - Glen Renton

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    - David Daniel Wilkie

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    - Ryan Atkins

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    - Joel Smith

  • "I know beyond a doubt that Andrew Jones is one of the most talented individuals on planet earth and I don't even know him, or have any evidence to support this. THAT'S how talented he is."

    - Dominik Diamond - Gamesmaster Television Presenter

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    - Jack Casling

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    - Ryan Atkins

  • "I have never met Andrew Jones yet I would still class him as my greatest influence."

    - Dajve Howard Green

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    - Steven Todd

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    - Matthew Walsh

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    - Joel Smith

  • "Amen."

    - Jack Casling

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    - Ryan Atkins

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    - Holly Bonarius

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    - Jack Casling

  • "Andrew Jones once complimented my beard and complained that his wasn't big enough. True story."

    - Roger Steampipe

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